Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You left your phone here
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