Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
