oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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