He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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