the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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