she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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