I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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