i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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