About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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