so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I will be naked everywhere
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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