i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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