I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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