i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
