oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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