just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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