im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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