I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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