What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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