one might say we're banned from that church
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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