I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
