OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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