Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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