Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Fuck me I smell like cheese
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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