im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just want nice things and good sex
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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