Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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