So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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