So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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