I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Randomize
