Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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