Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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