Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
