I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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