No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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