Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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