How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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