And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
Randomize
