You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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