Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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