i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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