I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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