I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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