So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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