Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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