Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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