I'm jealous of your bromance
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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