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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now

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(214): View more from Texas

I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine

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(407): View more from Florida

If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day

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(703): View more from Virginia

No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me

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(914): View more from New York

We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

So. Much. Porn.

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