we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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