I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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