drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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