check it out our google latitudes are spooning
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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