This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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