Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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