I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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